UHHHHHHHH

3:57am: owel too goyle


help! pro vester snap and malfoy are mising. i dun no were thay went. plees help soon.

luv crabbe

2:13am: tooday i gott lawst in the dunjin wen i wus luking fer goyle!!!! eni wun seen goyle?!?!?!?? GOYLE WAIR AR YOOOOOO???

4:11pm: hi goyle!!!!

10:59pm: i cant beleev pro vester snap explodid!!!!! is that why he is not in class??????

WHY DID YOU HAV TO DYE PRO VESTER SNAP?!???

8:59pm: I AM A LEZBEAN.

OK BYE.

11:16pm: candey!!!

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wow goyle thanks fur the rappur!!! NOT!!

11:11pm: GOYLE I GOT THE HATS FRUM HURMINY! I AM WHEREING YOURS SO I DONT LUSE IT! NOW PROFESER SNAPE CANT SEE INTOO OWER BRANES ENYMOR!!!!!

1:23am: i am so smart!!!!!
i rited my wearwolv esay!!!!

i hoppe profeser loopen givs me sum points!!!!

11:05pm: i am sory fur beeing meen. i will not be meen enymor.

4:36pm: ha ha goyle.

deen thot the joke was funney too.

9:34pm: ha. ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha goyle. ha ha ha.

he is stil in the commin room. ha ha ha ha.

ha ha.

ok bye.

1:05am: hi jurnel.

i got berned in poshuns and goyle laffed at me. i was so mad i wantid to punch him rilly hard and alot!!! mafloy was not thear to help me so my poshun blew up agan.

i tryed to clene up but the poshun taysted bad and my hed hert alot!!!! owwww it hert so bad!!!! but then profeser snape let me drink sum diffrent poshun and i felt all beter! thanks profeser snape! you are the best! sluitherin is the best hous evur!!!

ok bye.

oh wate i am on the kwidich teme this yere. so is malfoy and so is goyle!!! i cant wate!!!

6:20pm: wat a wierd bare!!!
ha ha look wat the bare is doing to the clock. ha ha ha ha ha.



ha ha bare. it is humping the clock. ha ha ha.

oh i mayd a poshun for profeser snape.

ok bye.

4:56pm: hay skool starts soon.

whear is goyle? whear is malfoy?

5:34am: whear is goyle????

i miss goyle!!!

cume back goyle!!!

1:04pm:

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i do like snakes!!!!!! hi malfoy!!!!!!

10:21pm: thank you fred or goerge fur leting me out of that closit. i am home now.

7:03am: hi jurnel.

i did not get the pitcure back frum goyle but it is ok becuse he got a new one. it is not me. dont worry goyle!!! i wont steel your pitcure!!!! even tho you stoled mine.

whear is davis??? he is a nice gye!!! whear did he go!!!

thank you goerge or fred fore teling me about the happey food danse. thoes things are stil scarey but i truhst you. i wil bite them alot. i hoppe you are rite and thay tayste good. spidurs do not tayste good. spidurs are scarey too.

oh i did not seen them tho so i did not bite them yet.

and malfoy why are the scarey things on your jurnel now!!! thay are scarey!!!!! did you make them cume to my hous???? do thay rilly want to give me food????

i tawked to peple to day but i furgot who thay wer.

ok bye.

4:35am: scarey things!!!!!
hi jurnel.

i askd profeser snape to help get my pitcure back frum goyle. i hope he can do it. i think profeser snape can do enything. i fownd out a POTION is like a POSHUN. i wunder wat the difrense is.

last nite aftur i came back frum the kichen i seen krazy things out my windo. the things lookd like this.



i yeld for my mum but no one herd me. layter dad sayd it was ok tho. so i gess it is ok. i dont look out windoes enymor. i think the scarey things wer frum you-no-who tho so it is ok. i hoppe thoes things do not get me. dad wuld not let them get me. i hoppe.

i sent a owl to davis and his bruther tracee sent me a owl. i think she red his owl. that is not varry nice. davis is a nice gye. may be he will want to get a snack with me soon.

goyle stil did not give back my pitcure and i want my pitcure back now. hay goyle!!!! give it back!!! that is not you it is me!!!

ok bye

4:26am: this is a snake
this is a snake. i like snakes. i shuld add snakes as an intrest. this jurnel thing is wierd.



goyle has a pitcure of me on his jurnel and i want him to give it back to me. i got sum other pictures tho. i will put thoes on soon. goyle why am i on your jurnel!! and my name is crabbe you dummy. you cant spel. you dummy. i herd profeser snape is a vampire.

oh goyles jurnal has a snake too. look at it. uhhh it can dance. that is funny/

sory for makeing 2 jurnels tonite. i seen this snake and i had to rite about it. i like snakes.

ok bye.

3:41am: hungry
hi malfoy. hi mille. HI GOYLE. are you here...

i love food. food is good. to day i ate alot of food. i want a snack now. can i have a snack.

uhhhhhh

to day was a good day. i ate alot of food. mum cooked meat. meat is good.

i want cake.

ok bye.

oh wait i have no picture. goyle can you find me a picture. MALFOY CAN HELP TOO>>>?

i want a pitcure. ok bye for real this time.